Nobody likes being around poor people, especially poor people.

In the beginning nothing comes, in the middle nothing stays, in the end nothing goes.

Happiness is positive cashflow.

Oil is just a form of money.

Any man who represents himself as his own attorney, has a fool for a client.

[On taxes] What exactly is your ‘fair share’ of what someone else has worked for?

You do not make a poor man rich by making a rich man poor.

If you are getting run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Democracy is constantly a struggle between cynicism and hope.