“What’s fame, after all, me la-ad?” ‘Tis apt to be what some wan writes on ye’er tombstone.

An Anglo-Saxon, Hinnissy, is a German that’s forgot who was his parents.

A firm belief attracts facts. They come out iv’ holes in th’ ground an’ cracks in th’ wall to support belief, but they run away fr’m doubt.

Drink never made a man better, but it made many a man think he was better.

Work is work if you’re paid to do it, and it’s pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.