And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s ways to man.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.

If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.