To ask women to become unnaturally thin is to ask them to relinquish their sexuality.

Sometimes from her eyes I did receive fair speechless messages.

All in all it’s a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they’ve decided that gay people are fit to be included in their elite club – one that’s already allowed in adulterers, wife-swappers, gamblers, cheaters, rapists, racists and slaughterers of man. Those who’ve abused spouses, drugs, alcohol, family members and animals.

In the old days, women wore so many girdles, corsets, pantaloons, bloomers, stockings, garters, step-ins and God knows what all that you had to practically be a prospector to get to first base, to even find first base.

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

When I get up in the morning, I stay nude for three or four hours. If I really feel like getting formal, I’ll put on board shorts.

Erogenous zones are either everywhere or nowhere.

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.

But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.

It cannot be said that nude sunbathing on a beach is a form of expression likely to be understood by the viewer as an attempt to convey a particular point of view.