The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Of all our natural resources, the first one to be exhausted may be the taxpayer.

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.

In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them!

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man’s funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride and four times as much by our foolishness.

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.