Book – what they make a movie out of for television.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

All television is children’s television.

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.

Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.

If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.

Don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.

MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980’s.

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.